alzix:

I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird

harrysgivinghead:

inhalinglarry:

so my mom borrowed my laptop

and when she gave it back, this was her search history

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is it bad im screaming or

clamjob:

when he cums on ur face without warning image

greatdepths:

*pets your grunge*

wow, its so soft

communistbakery:

when you have to talk to somebody on the phone

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thisurltotallysucks:

dion-thesocialist:

It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.

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glitterlion:

omg.

vegetarianwolfpack:

tea wolf for tea wolf!

"If we’re destroying our trees and destroying our environment and hurting animals and hurting one another and all that stuff—there’s got to be a very powerful energy to fight that.
I think we need more love in the world.
We need more kindness, more compassion, more joy, more laughter.
I definitely want to contribute to that.”

Ellen DeGeneres

fuzzwizard:

deathpup:

NOt a big fan of the internet :/ any alternatives?

i’ m an advocate for screaming at the night sky

yiq:

hello good morning

fr has opened registrations today and ya’ll should totally join

PNKSMN