babybluesuv:

royonfire:

I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.

I can’t stop thinking about this

gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

Potential employer: so what's your availabil-
Me: I AM AVAILABLE ALL THE TIME. ANY DAY. ALL HOURS. I HAVE NOTHING TO DO PLEASE HIRE ME

tanyshark:

if you date me i will probably wake you up for sex at 4am

sorry

paradisaic:

elizabitchtaylor:

she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts

she’s cheer captain and I respect her right to wear whatever she wants and participate in traditionally ‘feminine’ activities because I understand that life is not about condemning another woman’s personal choices just because she doesn’t ‘deserve’ the boy i have a crush on

that’s incorrect, the correct lyrics are “and I’m on the bleachers”

cexting:

people who repeat their unfunny joke several times 

image

ruf1ohn1tram:

returning to a drawing after hours/days of not touching the canvas

image

hotbiochemist:

the pain in his eyes

ichigoflavor:

Pizza hut killin’ it.

yourcoffeeguru:

Coffee meme of the day

6sevyn8:

ronnieraccoon:

Look at this moth I found in my yard. What kind of moth is this? Never seen one like it before.

It’s a male luna moth :) 

Actias luna 

cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

PNKSMN